The Most Fun You'll Have at a Cage Fight is a fun book about amateur mixed martial arts (MMA). It is a good book. You will enjoy it. You should buy it.
OK. The Most Fun You'll Have at a Cage Fight is the story of Chad Douglas, who is a Boeing scientist by day and a participant in amateur mixed martial arts by afternoon and (sometimes) by evening. It has a good story. It has action. It has suspense. It has humor. It has Turn on Love Drink.
Spending $15* is a big, scary decision. But if you spend $15* purchasing The Most Fun You'll Have at a Cage Fight, there are two, and only two, possible outcomes:
Remember that time you paid $15* for that Blockbuster fine? Remember when you bought two five-dollar footlong Subway marinara meatball sandwiches and a Subway cookie? Remember when Wells Fargo simply withdrew $15 from your checking account and never gave it back? Remember in seventh grade when you burned a ten-dollar bill and a five with your Zippo lighter to prove that money ain't a thing? When you think of the worst $15 you've ever spent, you'll think of those. In comparison when you think of this purchase, you'll think, hey, I did good there. I did good.
Think of it! You'll have that done with. The rest of your life, whenever you're thinking of spending $15, you'll know that it won't be as bad as the time you spent $15 on that garbage book that only had one good bear joke.
Maybe. I can't make any promises. If you've been thinking about giving reading a try, this might be a good book to start with. There aren't many big words. There are no descriptions of rain pattering sibilantly against windows. There's lots of action. There are good jokes. There's a marriage proposal. Just give it a try. You might even like it.
All right, we've all had some fun here. Now just click/touch the button so that you can buy this book as soon as it's available for buying.